Get Divorced At 3AM: How To Get All Badges | Roblox

There’s a total of seventeen different ways to Get Divorced At 3AM, which really shows how creative you can get when you’ve finally had enough. But there’s more to the game than just leaving your family for whatever reason. You still have badges to collect along the way to prove how much of a gamer you truly are!

Some badges are easy to get, you just play the game and a little notification pops up at the bottom of your screen. Others? Not so much, but that’s where we come in. Here’s what you need to do to get all of the badges before buying milk forever.

Check out the table of contents below to see if there’s a badge that you missed.

How to Get All Badges

There’s a total of 24 badges you can get from Getting Divorced at 3 AM. Some of them will require you to go out of your way to really leave a lasting impression on your spouse! In order to get leave the house, just step outside while going to ‘da local everything store. You’ll get the badge without any real effort, so you only have 23 left to worry about!

Divorce Ending

Go to ‘da local everything store and purchase the divorce papers legally. Go back to your house and give them to your wife to get the badge.

Illegal Divorce Ending

Requires a bit more work, but you’re making sure that you get the most out of your divorce experience so might as well go the distance. Speaking of distance, turn right to go to the back of your house. There’s a boulder there surrounded by a few trees. Go to the back of that boulder and pick up the purple key.

Now go to the house in front of yours. It’s the one with a boarded up window and a poster of the Yandere Dev. Go inside and look for a pink chair under the stairs, that’s where the blue key is. Turn right and head into the next house using the blue key. Go into the attic and check behind the boxes. You’ll find a randomly generated code that you’ll need for later.

With the code in hand, go back to the local store (I want to spell it correctly I’m sorry). Talk to the guy sitting by the bench and give him your code when asked. Go back to your house and give your spouse a surprise she’ll never forget. That and to also get the Illegal Divorce badge.

Become Employee

To get this badge, grab the hammer by the side of the store. Walk back into the store and click on the glass to break it. Click on the staff clothing to get the badge.

Become Good Employee

Once you become an employee, go down the elevator and into the basement. Head over to the end of the room and check the boxes under the ladder. Read the label on the box and bring those back up to the store into their respective shelves. Do this twice to get the “become good employee” award.

Get Rich / Aquire Drip (Yes it’s spelled that way)

To get both of these badges, you need to earn at least 100 money in the game by finding it. The placement will be random so just look for green rectangles wherever you go. When you get all 100 pieces of cash go to de stuff store. The hat you need will be on the lower shelf. It’s the one with the red visor.

Bread Ending

Go to the local store again and get the bread from the right side. Pay for it and go back to your house. You’ll give it to your wife and all of your problems will be fixed. You also get the “bread ending” award.

Pie Ending

Repeat the process for the bread badge, but this time grab the pie on top of the shelf instead of the bread. Go back home and watch as how you, the man of the house, get the “pie ending” award.

Bloxy Cola Ending

The local store is your best friend. Head back in there and go to the back of the shop where the fridge is located. On the left side will be the bloxy cola, buy that and return home to get the badge.

Burger Ending

Buy a burger from the store and use the hammer on the left side to break the glass. It’ll make sense in a bit, trust me. Wear the employee outfit again to gain access to the elevator. Head into the staff room in the basement and use the stove to cook the burger you just bought. Go back to the house to get your badge!

Pizza Ending

Repeat all the steps that you did after you got the burger from the store, but this time grab the pizza in the freezer instead. Take that home to get your badge, you lose the game here since no divorce will happen.

Kaboom Ending

Redo everything that you did in order to unlock the blue house (see illegal divorce badge). Instead of getting the random code behind the boxes, grab the box cutter by the shelf instead.

Go back to the purple house in front of yours and climb up the attic again. Use the box cutters to open the single red box inside of the room. There’s a C4 charge inside of it.

Head back to your house and show the bomb to your family. We’ve been t̶h̶r̶e̶a̶t̶e̶n̶e̶d̶ advised to not make any more jokes about this one ending in particular.

Fix da epic drink machine

Again, you want to become an employee in order to access the basement. Go inside of the boss’ room next to the elevator and grab the white key.

Go back outside and enter the house to the right of yours. Grab the red key under the flower pot in the living room and go to the shed. It’s in the backyard of the same house.

Use the key on the shed and grab the paint bucket. Head to the store again and spend 5 money on the vending machine to get the badge.

Sisyphus Ending

Go to the white house again and head up the stairs. Sleep on the bed to enter a dream sequence and push the boulder all the way to the top to get the badge.

Leave Family Ending

Getting a divorce is such a hassle. Before jumping to conclusions just get a good night’s rest in separate bedrooms. That or you can leave the game running for an hour while outside of the house. Do that and a cube will spawn in front of you. Walk in front of it to leave your family behind for your badge.

Goober Ending

Work your way to the blue key house and spam click the painting in the kitchen. Drag it back to your house to trigger another cutscene along with another badge.

Steal Ending

What’s worse than getting a divorce? Prison. Head back to the store and grab whatever item fancies you and leave without paying. A cutscene will play and two cruisers will be sent to deal with you, you still get the badge though. No you won’t get a pardon for good behavior.

Feed the Dog

To get this badge you’ll need at least 25 cash on hand. Go to the de stuff store and buy the dog food next to the drip hat. Head to your backyard and feed the funny yellow doge for a reward.

Da Epic Drink Ending

Become an employee again to gain access to the boss room where the white key is. Head for the house to the right of yours and get the red key next. Grab the bucket again from the tool shed and use it on the vending machine. This time, bring it back to your house to get the cutscene going.

Milk Ending

Guess where you’re going? That’s right, the store! Grab a carton of milk from the drinks section and bring it back to your house. Make sure to pay for it.

Uncooked Burger Ending

Buy the burger again from the store without becoming an employee. Drag it all the way back to your house to earn the badge along with the ire of your family.

Uncooked Pizza Ending

Buy the pizza instead and again, don’t become an employee. You won’t need to access the staff room in the basement so bring it back home to get your badge.

Rotten Bread Ending

Back to the store you go! Become an employee again and go to the basement. Look at the middle shelf and grab the green loaf of bread. Walk out of the store without paying and bring it back to your family to get the badge.

And that’s how you get all of the badges in Get Divorced at 3AM. That’s a lot of work for a piece of paper, are you sure all of this was worth the trouble?

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